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Post by Frogsy on Nov 14, 2003 19:40:09 GMT -5
Tune into the Fox News channel tonight, the network you can count on for fair and balanced reporting *cough* for an interview on Hannity and Colmes with Roy Moore. If you're pathetic like me, and have no plans tonight, this could prove fun  -Jessica "what liberal media?" Leiby |
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Post by Docciavelli on Nov 14, 2003 21:37:44 GMT -5
Well, seeing as how my homey Seany-D has invited me to peruse the MSU Freethinkers' board, I think I'll use it. You guys need to turn to Christ. And smack the crap out of him for allowing his followers (i.e. The Judge formerly known as Roy Moore, now just a symbol...see www.ocnsignal.com/images/sod-swastika-flag.jpg) to pull the crap that they are in his name. I had a little sit-down with my boy Muhammad (p.b.u.h.) the other day and asked him why people invoke his name and his poppy's when they attempt to kill others by making thier bodies into Improvised Explosive Devices TM. Big M (p.b.u.h.) said that it was the same problem J-Money had with some rednecks who wanted to bomb abortion clinics (the same guys flying Confederate Flags that Dr. Dean loves). Apparently it all has something to do with Texas and Saudi Arabia...and by extention Halliburton. "Mo' Madrassas M" tells me that he would peg this cat Dick Cheney as the Anti-Christ--except for the fact that he's not Jewish so he can't be according to the Left Behind story. So back to Roy Moore. Roy Moore is not the problem. He is a symptom of the problem. The problem is that we continue to treat bible-thumping, 4-toothed, Frito-chili-pie-eatin', NASCAR-watchin', Stars-n'-Bars-flyin' shitheads as American citizens. I thought we burned all those people's homes in Gone With the Wind? Here's the solution: Let's offer all these low-lifes a free Dodge pickup (yep, it's got a Hemi) and a land of their own. Let's call it...Iraq. It's the grand exit strategy our Commander-in-Theif could never conceive! Get the U.S. out, and the Confederacy in! Then our well-serving young men and women can come home, while Improvised Explosive Devices TM take on Hummers with gunracks! They could even elect Gov. Dean and fly their own flag again! Peace. I'm out. Docc "What Would Jared Do" Miller (by the way, anyone know how to make Turducken for Thanksgiving?) |
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Post by Seany-D on Nov 15, 2003 10:34:53 GMT -5
Docc -- you do realize that there are Xtians out there who will think you're friggin' serious, right?
Oh, and NOBODY besides me seems to watch sports. They don't know what Turducken is. Hell, they probably don't know who John Madden is!
Sean "amazed that Docc survived in Arkansas" Davis
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Post by Frogsy on Nov 15, 2003 11:17:40 GMT -5
I know who John Madden is!
BTW, the interview on H&C sucked. It was like 2 minutes long.
-Jessica "Maddened" Leiby
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Post by Ravenlock on Nov 15, 2003 12:05:42 GMT -5
BTW, the interview on H&C sucked. It was like 2 minutes long. -Jessica "Maddened" Leiby Although I'm still wondering what the hell he was getting at when he was talking about beating fish with a stick. ~Roger |
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Post by AnonymousUser on Nov 15, 2003 14:12:08 GMT -5
Turducken kicks ass. tastes good too.
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Post by ebonywnd on Nov 15, 2003 14:57:31 GMT -5
Anyone mind explaining what turducken is? I am assuming it is nothing so.....interesting.....as scrapple.
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Post by AnonymousUser on Nov 15, 2003 15:02:54 GMT -5
to make a turducken, take one chiken, cram that inside a duck and stuff the "ducken" and jam it into a turkey, you then cook your "tur-duck-en"
for you engineers & math people
1 turkey + 1 chicken + 1 duck = 1 Turducken
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Post by Seany-D on Nov 15, 2003 15:08:25 GMT -5
You're a little off, Mike. It's turkey stuffed with chicken stuffed with duck. Think about the relative sizes of the fowl here. You need a big-ass turkey, and a rather well endowed chicken as well. All three fowl are relatively de-boned, allowing John Madden to "cut" through it with his hand on national television, jabbering all the way about The Immaculate Reception, or telestrators, or whatever the hell happens to be passing through his brain at the time.
For you engineering and math people: note that the friction of fowl insertion causes the entropy of the system to go up, thus keeping things in accordance with the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
Sean "watch out when Madden gets liquored up" Davis
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Post by Jess skoo on Nov 15, 2003 15:21:49 GMT -5
Gross.
-Jessica "I think even us non-math/non-engineers can understand what a plus sign means" Leiby
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Post by ebonywnd on Nov 15, 2003 15:29:37 GMT -5
How does it get cooked properly, all the way through? And all those different birdies.....that isn't quite right.
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Post by AnonymousUser on Nov 15, 2003 15:33:17 GMT -5
the way i ate it, sean, the chicken was inside the duck
it does take like 9 hours to cook or something insane like that
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Post by Seany-D on Nov 15, 2003 15:38:16 GMT -5
Huh ... I've never seen it prepared that way. I'll make doubly sure to check the order when Madden brings that beeyotch out on Thanksgiving ... assuming I'm not already sidelined by tryptophan poisoning.
Sean "wine + turkey = nappytime" Davis
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Post by Ravenlock on Nov 15, 2003 21:58:46 GMT -5
It's turkey stuffed with chicken stuffed with duck. How many birds have to die on Thanksgiving before we say, "that's enough!" They stuff a chicken - we fall back! They stuff a humming bird - we fall back! I'm drawing the line! Here! No further! ~Roger "Can you identify the quote I mangled in that post" Smith |
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Post by ebonywnd on Nov 16, 2003 0:06:29 GMT -5
What does one stuff a hummingbird with? A pea?
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