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Post by the anti-myrmidon on Jan 25, 2004 11:55:59 GMT -5
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Post by Seany-D on Jan 25, 2004 12:10:27 GMT -5
It's getting harder to get your jerk on in the Lone Star state, it seems. I've actually heard about this fellow from elsewhere. It's kind of freaky. If I were an offended customer, I'd go to church and drop a copy of "Back Door Sluts 9" in the collection plate.
I honestly don't know how I feel about this, though. You have a right to "beat the bishop" in the privacy of your own home, but OTOH the sex industry has also been, errr, not the greatest place to work. Hell, John Holmes shot his last wad early due to AIDS, I am willing to bet that there is a fairly substantial portion of the business that doesn't adequately protect against VDs. Supporting some branches of it is sketchy. And I won't even get into the wierd fetish crap that comes out of Europe and, well, the US too.
Sean sez: cover your stump before you hump!
Sean "maybe he's just checking for parishoners" Davis
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Post by Rama on Jan 25, 2004 13:53:43 GMT -5
Sean, you get 'post of the month' award for that last one.
Personally, my reaction is to grin from ear to ear and shout at the top of my lungs "ROADTRIP!!!!!!!"
Anyone with me? Seriously, I could have soooo much fun with this. I think my guerilla attack/response to this would be along the lines of what Sean said. Although I'd go personal with this asshat since he's going personal with these other poor asshats. I'd try to break into his car late at night and fill it with pornography. I'd slip it into his morning paper. I'D HIDE IT IN HIS FUCKING FROZEN WAFFLES AND POP-TARTS!!!!
And then I'd steal the code from that news article and write a mock-article based from my side of the good war using the exact same rationalization as he does.
"I've seen where christianity can lead, and I feel it's my need to make sure nobody uses it!"
Oh, and I'd use all gay. And at least a few of the more bizarre fetishes thrown in there too. Some shemale porn, and maybe some nice german scat fetish too. It's not enough to just use regular porn, it has to fully utilize its offensive possibilities
Seriously guys, with just a few weeks I bet we could have this guy with a nasty watersports addiction. He'd be beating his wife, raping his children, and sodomizing his dog. Just like all us heathens. Golly, we should really find Jesus.
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Post by FishBait on Jan 25, 2004 14:28:02 GMT -5
if they get rid of all the adult video stores it'll only make internet porn more popular, all their really targeting are people too stupid to use a computer
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