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Post by Seany-D on Mar 3, 2004 17:03:27 GMT -5
www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/03/sex.defense.ap/index.htmlI guess, if true, this means he was "blown away", but not in the conventional sense of the phrase. I don't think we'll see the BJ-defense used much, or to much success, in today's judicial system. Sean "always slow down when having oral sex performed on you in a moving vehicle" Davis
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Post by FishBait on Mar 3, 2004 17:18:30 GMT -5
couldn't they tell who was in the driver's seat when the car crashed? this seems like the stupidest thing i've ever heard
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Post by ebonywnd on Mar 3, 2004 17:22:02 GMT -5
If he was driving, and she was performing oral sex on him, aren't they both to blame? Distracting the driver is never a good idea.
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Post by Seany-D on Mar 3, 2004 17:25:24 GMT -5
couldn't they tell who was in the driver's seat when the car crashed? this seems like the stupidest thing i've ever heard The gentlemen who was allegedly getting a hummer was ejected from the cockpit of the vehicle, which likely resulted in death. The alleged cock-gobbler presumably exited the vehicle before witnesses could ascertain her station inside the vehicle. Assuming she was, indeed, performing the deed, I would assume she was not restrained by a seat bealt, and thus, likely to be ejected from the vehicle as well. Perhaps she was, or she may have been thrown underneath the steering column during impact. Sean "the physics of oral sex and automobile accidents neither exhibit a conjugate, nor conjugal, dependance" Davis |
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Post by Seany-D on Mar 3, 2004 17:28:10 GMT -5
If he was driving, and she was performing oral sex on him, aren't they both to blame? Distracting the driver is never a good idea. I agree, but by the letter of the law, I think whomever is driving the vehicle is responsible for the actions of all occupants. Thus, if there is dope in your car, even if it was dropped by the pothead in the back seat, you can be charged, or if a dumbass hangs out the window while riding, you, the driver, can be cited. Sean "No, honey, wait until I pull into the driveway" Davis |
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Post by Ravenlock on Mar 5, 2004 8:13:02 GMT -5
This always seemed like a big distraction. But people keep doing it. Pretty soon manufacturers are going to have to install a steering column airbag for these extra vehicular activities enthusiasts.
Of course, they won't tell you it's for that. The car's owner manual will describe it: "In case you're ... uh... looking for that quarter you dropped. But while stationary in a parking lot. Yeah. Oh, and then some jackass runs into you at seventy miles an hour. You should be protected.... and stuff."
~Roger "We were never making love, officer." Smith
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