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Rama
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How embarassing for them... Sept 29, 2004 8:33:51 GMT -5

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cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0002/20040928/1118539968.htm&photoid=20040926XWA104
So if this is a miracle...why'd big J pick such a shitty delivery method? I mean, if God is actually interfering in our lives (which would of course violate the notion of free will) then wouldn't he go to the trouble to make a bit grander an appearance on the scene?
I mean, tides and currents are impressive and all if you're an oceanographer I guess...

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ebonywnd
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How embarassing for them... Sept 29, 2004 8:59:46 GMT -5

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Did they ever consider that maybe, just maybe, the statue was knocked from it's original resting place by one of the many hurricanes (examples of God's wrath/ infinite mercy, etc) that have been bitch-slapping Florida and all the islands in the Gulf? Thus, not a miracle, merely an act of nature.

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Valvilis Honorary Anti-Christ "Whenever God closes a mind, he opens a mouth." Posts: 449	How embarassing for them... Sept 30, 2004 1:28:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Valvilis on Sept 30, 2004 1:28:39 GMT -5 Alright class, today's lesson is "People are retarded." Any questions?
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ebonywnd Honorary Anti-Christ I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Posts: 752	How embarassing for them... Sept 30, 2004 8:50:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ebonywnd on Sept 30, 2004 8:50:40 GMT -5 Why did God make people retarded?
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Ravenlock
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Hey, baby!

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How embarassing for them... Sept 30, 2004 16:39:29 GMT -5

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Post by Ravenlock on Sept 30, 2004 16:39:29 GMT -5

At risk of encouraging this thread farther down the horribly politically incorrect path it has started, I submit for your ridiculing pleasure:

"We think it's appropriate to place it in a special

[/i] chapel." [/quote] (emphasis mine)

Truer words are rarely spoken, friends.

~Roger "I let Jesus cleanse my sins, but I have to pay him under the table." Austin

"The Klingon gods were slain by ancient Klingon warriors millenia ago. They proved more trouble than they were worth." - Lt. Commander Worf

Ravenlock Honorary Anti-Christ Hey, baby! Posts: 319	How embarassing for them... Sept 30, 2004 16:41:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ravenlock on Sept 30, 2004 16:41:01 GMT -5 Aw, man, now you got me started: Another thing - what the hell is this "undocumented" citizen crap? No, you're an illegal alien! WTF!?! ~Roger
	"The Klingon gods were slain by ancient Klingon warriors millenia ago. They proved more trouble than they were worth." - Lt. Commander Worf

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