Post by SluttyJesus on Nov 2, 2003 23:17:43 GMT -5
I figured we could use some happy fun Jesus jokes. Because everyone loves to mock him. I'll start the proceedings with a quick The Onion link (Yes, I'm a secret corporate advertiser with The Onion, it is ALL that I read!)
www.theonion.com/3942/top_story.html
Being a bored individual, God had decided to hold the "1st annual heavenly code-off". Gathering a his son, Moses, Noah, and all the disciples, he sat them down in front of a slew of computers and started the first round.
After preliminary eliminations had taken place, all that remained were Jesus and Moses, both frantically typing away, trying to code their own impossibly complex programs.
Unfortunately for all involved however, disaster struck with only fifteen minutes to go as the power mysteriously blacked out, shutting off all the computers.
The electricity coming back on as quickly as it had been off, Jesus and Moses used their remaining time frantically typing, trying to undo the damage of the power outage.
As the angels struck the gong to signify the end of the competition, a flustered Moses looked up from the tangled and worthless mess of code he'd been able to reconstruct, gazing upon the magnificent form and function of the work that Jesus had done.
Amazed at the quality of code that Jesus had produced in fifteen minutes, Moses stood up and demanded "How in the world did you get that much code in that little time?!"
Jesus smiled and replied "Simple. Jesus saves."
www.theonion.com/3942/top_story.html
Being a bored individual, God had decided to hold the "1st annual heavenly code-off". Gathering a his son, Moses, Noah, and all the disciples, he sat them down in front of a slew of computers and started the first round.
After preliminary eliminations had taken place, all that remained were Jesus and Moses, both frantically typing away, trying to code their own impossibly complex programs.
Unfortunately for all involved however, disaster struck with only fifteen minutes to go as the power mysteriously blacked out, shutting off all the computers.
The electricity coming back on as quickly as it had been off, Jesus and Moses used their remaining time frantically typing, trying to undo the damage of the power outage.
As the angels struck the gong to signify the end of the competition, a flustered Moses looked up from the tangled and worthless mess of code he'd been able to reconstruct, gazing upon the magnificent form and function of the work that Jesus had done.
Amazed at the quality of code that Jesus had produced in fifteen minutes, Moses stood up and demanded "How in the world did you get that much code in that little time?!"
Jesus smiled and replied "Simple. Jesus saves."
