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Post by ebonywnd on Jan 23, 2004 19:18:14 GMT -5
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Post by profdunebastard on Jan 23, 2004 19:31:44 GMT -5
That is hilarious! It tickles me in a way that, if a woman tickled me that way, I wouldn't talk about it because I'm a gentleman
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Post by Valvilis on Jan 23, 2004 19:34:36 GMT -5
"No! Neanderthals were humans with abnormal bone growth due to very advanced age and Flood-cloud-related rickets!"
I've always loved this site.
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Post by Rama on Jan 23, 2004 20:58:59 GMT -5
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Post by Rama on Jan 23, 2004 21:02:55 GMT -5
Ho ho, they're such silly heretics. The official x-tian stance on prayer has been for centuries that prayer is not intended to enact the divine democracy (What the shit?) but to ask God for guidance. Guess the heathens don't realize that.
"Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. We must pray not only that the Lord will intervene on behalf of the unsaved who are being damaged by Americhrist Ltd., but also for the souls of those same unsaved. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions."
Heh, I love this site.
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Post by Ravenlock on Jan 28, 2004 16:51:10 GMT -5
It's a joke. Jess bought me a coffee mug based on the atheist goat a little bit ago.
~Roger
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Seirscius
Proliferator of Blasphemy
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Post by Seirscius on Mar 5, 2004 13:06:08 GMT -5
LOL, I love this: "If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them." Funny thing is there was a girl in my HS just like that...she always tried to start religious "debates" (note: me speaking rationally and her screaming at me) and got tired of losing, so she went to her priest and asked him what to do. She said (and this is her quote to me): "I want to preach the love of God to him, but he knows so much more than I do! What should I do?" His response: "Stay away from him." I kid you not, her recollection of the events - and yes she is still Christian.
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Post by renee on Mar 5, 2004 16:50:47 GMT -5
this seems to pop up every few months. do you guys have short memories or something? And Roger, you said almost that exact same thing last time. it's funny
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Post by ebonywnd on Mar 5, 2004 17:30:54 GMT -5
Um...Renee...it's an old thread that Don revived. Please tell me you already knew that.
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Post by Atsuko73 on Mar 5, 2004 18:17:15 GMT -5
oh hey, cool. Just goes to show you that when I'm at work and listening to science music, the magic happens....
edit: realizing that it's only from january 23, I think it really was posted last year sometime, too. before y'all newbies arrived.
2nd edit: or maybe it was just a different board.
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Post by Valvilis on Mar 6, 2004 13:55:42 GMT -5
It was the old board.
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Post by Atsuko73 on Mar 6, 2004 21:14:58 GMT -5
So I'm not crazy! huzzah!
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Post by Seany-D on Mar 7, 2004 21:40:53 GMT -5
So I'm not crazy! huzzah! I wouldn't go THAT far, kiddo! Sean "everyone in this motley crew is a little whack" Davis
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Jack
Casual Heathen
God in Training
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Post by Jack on Mar 9, 2004 22:13:28 GMT -5
I'm new here, is there a section of the boards for this kind of thing? I'll probably check back tomorrow, I'm interested in meeting you people. Also, thanks for the laugh... the Christians there were pretty extreme.
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Post by Rama on Mar 10, 2004 3:34:08 GMT -5
I am Jack's colon. I get cancer. I kill Jack.
Ra (Or was it his prostate? Shit...) ma
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