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Post by Seany-D on Sept 21, 2004 9:21:38 GMT -5
from rec.humor.funny:
Governor Jeb Bush
700 North Adams St.
Tallahassee, Florida 32303
Dear Mr. Bush,
We aren't going to have a presidential election with the problems that we
had in 2000, are we? Frankly, I don't care who your brother and father are
-- don't make me send any more hurricanes.
God
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Post by ebonywnd on Sept 21, 2004 9:25:33 GMT -5
lol
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Post by FishBait on Sept 21, 2004 15:26:32 GMT -5
that's awesome!
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Post by profdunebastard on Sept 22, 2004 7:59:17 GMT -5
I dont know.... seems a little...partisan.. to me. I hope you aren't insinuating our president came to office by less than honest means.
By the way, we all know God is punishing Florida cause it looks like a penis, and God hates even the insinuation of something sexual, being raped by His father when He was eleven.
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Post by Rama on Sept 22, 2004 14:59:10 GMT -5
God raped by his father when he was 11.
Ian, I feel as if you have somehow one-upped me.
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So...was that like some sort of Titans vs. Zeus deal or what?
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Post by ebonywnd on Sept 22, 2004 15:49:56 GMT -5
Ian, feeling vitriolic today?
That was unimaginably twisted and awesome. ;D
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Post by profdunebastard on Sept 22, 2004 16:09:40 GMT -5
I thought everyone knew God was raped by his father, isn't it in the bible. I'm sure it is in there somewhere. Like in psalms, or bullshiticus or something.
Bullshiticus 18: And the lord said yea, all shall feel my wrath and know my fury for I knew the father, when I was eleven, and it hurt, and that's how I got this bug up my ass. Huzzah. And thus the malacheezis smote the habbablabs, and there was much rejoicing.
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Post by Seany-D on Sept 22, 2004 16:12:58 GMT -5
I dunno WTF crawled up *your* arse, Ian, but you are in rare form today.
Maybe you should let me spend you into oblivion at B-Dubs more often?
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Post by ebonywnd on Sept 22, 2004 16:16:17 GMT -5
Oh that's right...it's I Hate My Father Day.
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Post by Seany-D on Sept 22, 2004 16:17:36 GMT -5
Is *THAT* why I'm so pissy today?  |
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Post by UsherBen on Sept 22, 2004 16:22:39 GMT -5
this has got to be the funniest thread on the board.
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Post by FishBait on Sept 22, 2004 16:42:49 GMT -5
I second that with a possible new addition to the Ian's portion of the quote page
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