Post by ebonywnd on Sept 29, 2004 13:28:34 GMT -5
1. You have an 8am class.
2. You don't get enough sleep the night before and thus stumble around everywhere like a zombie.
3. Your wallet falls out of your pants when you sit down for a lecture, class size approx. 200. Said wallet contains your debit card, your student ID, and your driver's license. By pure chance, you managed to have the common sense to remove your SS card about a week ago.
4. You walk home and don't realize that said wallet is missing until little over 40 minutes until your next class, because you tried to take an uninterrupted nap.
5. You fail at the "uninterrupted" part of the nap but lie in your bed half-asleep anyway.
6. Later, you crawl frantically around on the floor, trying to find where your wallet went, and in the process, tear your new, wore-them-for-the-first-time-today pants in a naughty place. (No, I am not fat!)
6. You realize with a sinking stomach that you don't remember feeling your wallet in your pocket since your 8am class.
6. You are forced to skip lunch (just like breakfast!) so you can get to your 12:40 class on time.
7. After said class, you nearly fall down the many, many stairs because you haven't eaten in hours, and you were doing a helluva lot of frantic moving (searching for wallet, running back to 8am class, running to dorm to pick up your bag and change your holey pants, running up numerous stairs just in time to barely beat your prof to the door) earlier.
8. You're me.
But fear not! This sequence of events is highly unlikely to ever happen more than once.
As a side note, I recovered my wallet (though I was aghast to hear myself say "thank god" with almost no trace of sarcasm once I found it), my angelic roommate sewed my pants ('cause I can't sew!), and I finally ate some food. Can't do anything about the me being me part though.
I figure, the rest of the day should go splendidly.
2. You don't get enough sleep the night before and thus stumble around everywhere like a zombie.
3. Your wallet falls out of your pants when you sit down for a lecture, class size approx. 200. Said wallet contains your debit card, your student ID, and your driver's license. By pure chance, you managed to have the common sense to remove your SS card about a week ago.
4. You walk home and don't realize that said wallet is missing until little over 40 minutes until your next class, because you tried to take an uninterrupted nap.
5. You fail at the "uninterrupted" part of the nap but lie in your bed half-asleep anyway.
6. Later, you crawl frantically around on the floor, trying to find where your wallet went, and in the process, tear your new, wore-them-for-the-first-time-today pants in a naughty place. (No, I am not fat!)
6. You realize with a sinking stomach that you don't remember feeling your wallet in your pocket since your 8am class.
6. You are forced to skip lunch (just like breakfast!) so you can get to your 12:40 class on time.
7. After said class, you nearly fall down the many, many stairs because you haven't eaten in hours, and you were doing a helluva lot of frantic moving (searching for wallet, running back to 8am class, running to dorm to pick up your bag and change your holey pants, running up numerous stairs just in time to barely beat your prof to the door) earlier.
8. You're me.
But fear not! This sequence of events is highly unlikely to ever happen more than once.
As a side note, I recovered my wallet (though I was aghast to hear myself say "thank god" with almost no trace of sarcasm once I found it), my angelic roommate sewed my pants ('cause I can't sew!), and I finally ate some food. Can't do anything about the me being me part though.
I figure, the rest of the day should go splendidly.
